- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The police. I'm afraid there's been an accident, you're entire family is dead.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Why'd the girl drop her lollipop? She got hit by a bus.

Coach walks into a bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says, i can't serve you. You aren't wearing pants. Coach says "put it on my bill."

A:knock, knock B:who's there A:come in B:come in who A:me I'm gay

Whats the first thing you do when your grandmother gets hit by a toaster? Buy a new toaster.

why was little johnny laughing all day cactus

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Ferrari? I ain't got a Ferrari in my car.

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Whats brown and sticky? Brown paint,

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Roses are red Violets are blue we're going to have sex because i'm stronger than you

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

TWO ROADS DIVERGED IN A WOOD

What is brown and has three legs? A horse. It lost a leg in a glue factory.

Knock Knock opens the door

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

i lyk 2 eet pup

Q: If you are debating whether to smoke marijuana, consider: what will your mother say when she finds your corpse? A: As a relatively harmless and non-addictive substance, Marijuana was most likely not the cause of my child’s death. It was probably AIDS.

What do you call a big hungry duck? A duck thats hungry and big

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What body part do you shave other than your balls? My fridge.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

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