- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

Q: Why did Susan fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Q: Why did no one help her up? A: She had no friends Q: why was she at the play ground? A: Her parents were fighting again Knock Knock Who's there? Not Susan

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

Fire is red Water is blue Earth is brown Air is transparent

wow i bet grass is lucky on st patricks day. why? becuase its green all year. smacks ow. i kno. but hey im corn.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What do you call a purple chicken eating a bicycle? A purple chicken eating a bicycle

What is the opposite of Christopher Walkins? Christopher Reeves

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

whats worse than god meaner than the devil. the poor have it the rich need it nothing

When is it ok to drink urine? When you're Bear Grills

why did the 60 year old touch the little boy's penis? because he was a pedophile.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

knock knock. who's there? interrupting cow. interrupting cow wh... You mom's a wh0re.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What makes Amish bread different than regular bread? It's made by Amish people

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's rich...

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

An old man walks across the street. Several cars start to honk in irritation, for they are in a hurry and the man is walking quite sluggishly.

Why did the chines were sunglasses? It was sunny.

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If I tell you that seeing you happy, is my main motivation towards accepting right now, would you believe me?

How do you get rich? Cut chunks off a fat person with a cleaver and sell them to china.

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