How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

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Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

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Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

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Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

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A mormon walked into a bar and realised it was a bar the he leaves

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Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I am couler-blind, and poetry is gay

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wetly sucks dick just like teh boowb

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What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

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I like Pi. It can make circles.

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Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

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Why did Bob drop his ice cream? Because he got hit with a super models TIttys

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A pirate walks out of a bar. He drowns in a puddle.

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roses are red violets are blue , but i would't know that because u never bring me flowers, you bastard .

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What did the ice cream man ask the little boy? Want some ice cream?

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What do you call a Simon with no arms and legs? Simon

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I went to the principle's office because I had a hard time reading They tried to tell me I was lesdistic

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A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

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Your Mommy is a gas pump.

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No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

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A knock knock B who's there A nobody

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What's the difference between a dead dog lying in the middle of the street and a dead black man lying in the middle of the street? The physical differences you would commonly expect to be between a human being and a dog.

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Robin, get in the car!

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What did the cool guy say to Kelly Clarkson? Nothing, she's fat.

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-Your momma is so ugly, she wasnt a model. -Am I supposed to be caring?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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