- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A fat cat sits on the ground staring up at a fence. The fence stares down at the cat and laughs.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

How do you stop a baby from drowning? Take your foot off its neck.

A man spoke in a high-pitched voice. Another man said "Are you gay" He responded, "Why, yes"

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Dyslexics are teople poo

What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What do you call a dead guy under the ocean? Murder.

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Penis.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Why did the black man commit suicide last tuesday? he was just fired from his job, his sister passed away, and he became depressed

if 5+5=10 then 7+9=52

Apparently I'm an unfit father, cuz all I know is dope and all I got is 30 dollas

Q: what is white and can't climb trees? A: A refrigerator

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