Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? The Holacoast

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Adam Chebali has no life

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._____________________. Whale!

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

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There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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Do you knpow why Michael Jackson is not dead? Dumbass, he IS dead...

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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A black man walks into a... nevermind, this joke is dumb.

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What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

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A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

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What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

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Q: What did the man say when he tried to commit suicide by jumping off a 20 storie building? A: Ow!

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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Which of the following is the reason the Titanic sunk. Select all that apply. A. Iceberg B. No radar C. Late warning D. Put your hands on me Jack E. This ship can't sink F. Over by the bed, the couch G. God himself can't sink this ship Z. All the above X. None of the above Q. Why are you still reading

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What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sociopathic murderer.

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What's the difference between a black man and and a bag of crap? A lot, but mostly the bag

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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How do you find the population of Mexico? Send out a census

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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