Actually it was me Josh brown

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What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

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A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

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Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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give a man a blow job and he'll come for a second. teach a man to blow job and .... no that just doesn't work

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David Copperfield (the magician you moron). "I will now perform my greatest act yet!" Everyone applauded as he put the screaming woman (for effects you know) into the first end of the meatgrinder, and surprisingly grinded meat came out the other side! And the woman? She disappeared... forever! *applause* Moral: BRAVO! BRAVO!

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what do you call a gay ginger boy ? Ronan.

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Q. If you have 4 pencils and I have 7 apples, how many pancakes can we fit on the roof? A. Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

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what's worse than being attacked by a giant ant? being attacked by two giant ants

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What's the song that goes like, duh duh da duh duh duh da da do?

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

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why did suzy fall off the swing? she has no arms, knock knock who's there? Not suzy!

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Yo mama is so stupid that she is currently taking courses in a community college to get her degree in business so she can have a well-paying job.

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Why don't you want to shout "Hi" to your friend Jack on an airplane? Because he's deaf and will not hear you.

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There was a blonde, brunette and red head driving in a car. The car breaks down so the three of them decide to walk. So the red head takes water bottles, the brunette takes food and the blonde took the car. The red head asked the brunette why she was taking the food, the brunette said "incase i get hungry i can eat" then the brunette asked the red head why she brought water the red head said "incase i get thirsty i can have a drink. Then the brunette asked the blonde why she brought the car the blonde said "to drive home".

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Q. When you drink two 5 hour energies, do you get 10 hours of energy or double the energy for 5 hours? A. You die

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