- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Anyone can post anything.

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

why didnt the guy go to work one morning he died in a car accident

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

What did the little boy become for Halloween? An orphan, his parents were killed that day.

What do you call a man who beats his adopted, black children? A terrible person.

Person 1: Why does food from Subway taste so good? Person 2: I don't know, why? Person 1: Because their ingredients are fresh. Person 2: Um, OK? Person 1: Yeah, it's all under 18. Person 2: Shit...

What did the cat say to the towel? Meow.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

I wont say I got much money, but neither do I need it, just be honest to me, because if you lie, every advice I give you, could cost you or me everything, our lives, our families... Collateral damage is a term used very often and lightly ever since 9/11

What's the difference between an elephant and a duck? Purple.

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

What do you call a joke with no punchline?

Why did the burrito taste bad? It's a giraffe.

Your Momma is so fat when she pressed "up" on the elevator it went crashing down.

J- Jiggly E- Enormous S- Sad S- Smelly E- Ethiopian

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