Why did the chicken cross the buffet table? To get to the other sides.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

A dyslexic blind man

A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

You're momma is so dumb, she has troubles passing her math unit and should seriously consider a math touter

A black man checks his watch. He sees that its 3:50, and calmly carries on with his day.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

I was gonna make a joke about a my dick... Racecar

What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

someone says they've been "dying laughing"... no they haven't; they're quite capable of still breathing and functioning in every day life.

one day i went on a swing, somone pushed me and i fell broke my leg,cracked three ribs, cut my lip, fractured my toe and died of internal bleeding to my brain.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? It is highly unlikely one would have a supply of dead babies large enough to answer this question.

Whats two plus two? Miles

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What happened to the guy that took to many lunesta pills? He fell asleep but he was glad it was the weekend or he would have been late for his job

Why don't seagulls fly over the bay? They do. In fact, seagulls can be found near almost any body of water.

How do you make a baby stop crying? Make it smell its own diaper then, drown it in its own tears.

An Asian, a white man and a black man were running in a race. The Asian won and the black man came second due to his lack of training and motivation over the past couple of months.

What's worse then one bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse then two bee stings? The Holocaust . What worse then the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

what kind of dog has no tail? a hot dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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