2 men walk into a bar without thier shirts. They get kicked out. 2 women walk into a bar without thier shirts They got beaten almost to death Why? The men dressed up as women, and every hated them so much they beat the almost to death when 2 cops walk into that bar, see the men dressed up as women and they too beat them. Little do they all know that the men disguised as women are really secret goverment agents looking into a drug deal. The drug dealers got away and now we have 2 people sueing the police department and drugs on the street again. Oh yeah I almost forgot: I made this up so if you read it you're going to die withing the next 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 years. I gurantee it. If you dont the men in white coats are going to do extremely painful tests on you and you just might die so then no one will care and maybe get onto thier lives again. Why did I right this? It hasnt happened to me so I dont know If you tell me I will give you something more valueble than gold. Want to know what it is? TELL ME FIRST!!!!

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 one years old to be in a bar.

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, now so do you.

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There is a mountain and there are three men, One is asian and the two others are black and white. "This is for my people!" Said the asian man when he was falling for his death. "This is for my people!" Yelled the african american. Then he takes the American man and throws him off the mountain

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic and so am I

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Why was the baby crying? Because it was just born and usually a baby cries when its born, if it dosent it usually means something is wrong, so the mother was happy to hear her baby cry.

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Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

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What did the wife say to the husband? I'm a man.

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What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

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When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

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How do you call a hispanic man crossing the border? First you must find out his phone number, then using a different phone make a phone call to him.

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What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

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Nickleback.

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I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

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Blah blah something about Ryan Dunn.

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I going to the kitchen to make a #sandwich.....oh wait this isn't twitter

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Trees are black, WHO BURNT MY GARDEN?!

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What happened the homeless guy's home? A meteor fell on it.

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Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

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A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

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