- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the rock say to the other rock? Nothing, they had just met and both were very shy.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? I lost my tractor!

Nope, but you know those like little stop motion things with clay figures? Plompsters or something?

Why is the beach always so angry? The beach is just sand and waves and lacks sentience, but makes up for it in crabs.

Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

A: Do you like it B: No

2 girls talking to each other: brunette: Christmas is on Friday this year blonde: let's hope its not on Friday the 13th!!!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

What do you get if you cross a human and a cow? Arrested.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

What do you call a man who interru- SHUT UP!

What's the hardest thing about eating a quadriplegic? The wheelchair.

Roses are black Violets are too I am a dog I don't know how to rhyme

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why didn't the unicorn have a horn? It was a horse. Why didn't the horse have a horn? it was not a unicorn.

What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

What do you call a fish with no fins? Dead.

your mommas so fat she has been advised to diet and excercise or run the risk of terminal illness

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