- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call something that shoots out a white gooey liquid? A shampoo bottle

Why didn't Suzie Fall off the Swings? She Has no legs and couldn't get on

Wanna hear a joke??... No...... oh ok :(

Q: How many ghetto people does it take to carry a fat gorilla? A: 14

why did kyle and jake have sex? Because they were gay.

Q:Why did the retarded student get called down to the office? A:Because both his parents died in a car accident.

How do you know if a girl is special? If she hates justin bieber, Twilight, and is open to threeways.

An elephant and a hippopotamus were taking a bath. The elephant said to the hippo, " Please pass the soap." The hippo replied, "No soap, radio."

What do cookies and Ruber have in common? Ones edible one is not

Some people just need a high five. In the face. With a gun.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead

What's wrong with a black man in a bar? Nothing, Except the fact that he is an alcoholic, and will probably beat his wife after drinking.

What did the guy say when he dropped his baby? "oh no!"

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

Whats long hard and has seaman? A submarine!

Knock knock Who's there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ, your lord and savior.

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What's the difference between a ball and a bouncy ball? A bouncy ball is bouncy.

I bet you read this. Told ya.

Why didn't the millionaire jump off the Golden Gate Bridge? He said "I don't have to commit suicide, that's for poor people" (Wyndellberg)

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

We was all sat down at the table ready to eat then Gary must've said something to Lucy because she just burst into tears and left the table.

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