- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

There are 2 men are standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is named Peter

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Why couldn't little Suzie snap her fingers? Her stepfather cut off her fingers after becoming a drunk and leaving her family.

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It says so on your cap.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

Why was the black man tired? It was 3 AM, and he just came back from his demanding job as a surgeon.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

Your mom.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

why was the man sad? his wife died

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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