- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Womans baksetball...

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

If monkeys ate trees, than what would trees be made out of? No one knows because that will never happen.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

don't read this

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

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