What's purple and glows? An electric grape

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunett: i don't know Blonde: NOBODY KNOWS!!!

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

Q) Why are there no aspirin in the jungle? A) Because it would not be financially viable to attempt to sell pharmaceuticals in the largely unpopulated rainforest

One out of every 3 smokers dies.................. the rest gain immortality.

If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

What's sadder then a dead puppy? 2 dead puppies.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

what did the black man say to the white girl? He respectfully asked her out on a date and theyve been happily dateing ever since.

Why doesn't Michael sleep with boys anymore? -Because he is dead.

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

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Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

What happens when you mix a camel and a penguin? A cenguin!

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

Roses are red Babies cry Get in my bed Or you will dies

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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