Me and the wife spent her Birthday in bed, if you know what I mean. We're both severely disabled.

What do you call an African American on the moon? An astronaut

Hit me and kick me were on a log. Hit me fell off, swan to shore, and went home.

Boy: Hey girl see these arms? They are just dying to be wrapped around you! She stabs him dead End of story

this kid named terry stockton lives in craig beach ohio is gay

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

if life gives you lemons, you have some lemons

What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

Crowded elevator smell different to midget-Confucius say.

gay people

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

What's the bright side of Jimmy only having one leg? There isn't one.

A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

Why was the black man smoking marijuana with his friends? He was at a glaucoma support group meeting.

What happened to the guy who drank poison? he died.

whats do dinosaurs and people have in common? one of them is extinct.

> Why wasn't the chicken able to cross the road? > Because he had severe autism and was Ambulophobic.

How many kids does Buzz Light Year have? To infinity and beyond!!

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Q. What did the dog say to the cat? A. Ruff.

Your mother is so fat.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

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