- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Who is happpier than the grouch about the Zombie Apoclypse? Dora.

In soviet russia, child molests you! Unfortunately true

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

What did the blond say when she got into a car crash? Nothing, she died.

if a joke has not punch line, how does that strike you?

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead

What do you call a dog that can't pass an Algebra test? A dog.

Why did the police arrest the Escalade full of black men? Reckless driving. I lied, it was an asian woman.

What did the crowd do when a lion walked into the bar? Got up and left because they realized the potential danger of the situation.

You know what they say about people with big feet? Big shoes.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

I was lying in bed looking at the stars in the sky What did i think to myself? Were the heck is the ceiling???

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

What did the Jew say right before a boy threw a quarter in a fountain? Make a wish.

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What did the horse say to the other horse? neh

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

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