Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they

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Roses are red Violets are blue i have aides egg

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how do you crash a party? You dont because that would be rude.

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

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Finding this website has distracted me and has taken up a large majority of my time.

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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charlie sheen

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house No Neither has he.

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If Tiger Woods is Asian and Black what is he? A golfer!

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What did the little girl who's parents died in a car accident get you her birthday? Foster Parents

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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Screw it you write the joke.

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what do you call a pond filled with frogs having sex with bacteria is burning there insides while a midget with assburgers is chanting "SMACK THAT BADONKADONK!" racism..

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An atheist was taking a walk through the woods, admiring all that evolution had created. "What majestic trees! What powerful rivers! What beautiful animals!", he said to himself. As he was walking along the river, he heard a rustling in the bushes behind him. When he turned to see what the cause was, he saw a 7-foot grizzly bear charging right towards him. He ran as fast as he could. He looked over his shoulder and saw that the bear was closing, He ran even faster, crying in fear. He looked over his shoulder again, and the bear was even closer. His heart was pounding and he tried to run even faster. He tripped and fell on the ground. He rolled over to pick himself up, but saw the bear right on top of him, reaching for him with his left paw and raising his right paw to strike him. At that moment, the Atheist cried out "Oh my God!...." Then the Atheist died a violent and terrible death.

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Q: What did the magician do to cure his cold?? A: Took medicine!

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Wanna hear a joke? YEAH! Hold on. Okay, tell me when to let go.

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Two fish are in a tank. One asks the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

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I stepped into the bathroom and began to take a shower. Then, I panicked. I was so thirsty, and I did not take the advantage to drink some water before I stepped into the bathroom. But then I realized: "Wow, I am so silly. I am standing under the shower, so I could easily just expedite my washing and drying, exit the bathroom, get dressed, and grab something to drink from the kitchen!" Then I showered quickly and got something to drink.

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Whats more annoying than listening to another arrow in the knee joke? bink2w32.dll is missing from your computer.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. I don't know, I've had a bad day, I can't think straight. Why do you keep asking me these questions? Always talking at me, everyday it's the same - why can't you just shut up?! I would be better off dead, then it would stop, this suffocating blackness. I need to escape...I'm going to do it tonight...pills, something like that...I don't care any longer. Goodbye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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