- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is crazy i just had bath salts your face looks tasty!

A man, a woman, and a kid are sitting at a table. They are eating dinner, the kid turns to the man and proceeds to explain how he wishes to drop out of school. The man sends him to his room as punishment. The man and the woman resume eating their dinner.

Why did the black man quit his job as a rapper? Because he was an admirable father and husband and was willing to sacrifice his passion to provide for those he loved.

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

Replacement Referees

Engage in a lively debate with a friend, and when they are about to stump you, respond to whatever they say next with "What does that have to do with the price of tea in China?"

Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

What's the difference between gun and penis? A child doesn't start to cry when gun shoots in its mouth.

What's more traumatising than watching your dad raping a man? Watching a man raping your dad.

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

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Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why did Dom stop smoking? Because he died

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

What's worse than farting in front of your boyfriend? Farting on your boyfriends pillow and giving him pink eye.

Why did Rebecca Black die? She killed herself due to the cruelty of many people

Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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