- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great distance she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

Bark I'm a tree

have safe sex

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

How do you teach a kid to ski you strap it to the back of a polar bear

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

The Big Band Theory

If Jonny has 300 pies and eats 299 pies what is left for Jonny? DIABETES

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

Why did the kid throw a clock out the window? The kid was probably having a temper tantrum and it was an expression of frustration.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

What did the African say to the Mexican? "Hola, Como estas?" and the Mexican did not respond because he didn't speak Spanish.

What did Helen Keller name her pet dog? dfhiwueghweigw

Why was the kid hungry? Because he lived in Africa.

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