- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What did the chicken say to the buffalo? A. Nothing, this is an improbable predicament.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How many pancakes does it take to build a doghouse? Pancakes are not a feasible material with which to build a doghouse.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Why did the bird fall. Its tree got cut down.

a boy with asperges asked me a question today he asked me again and again because he has asperges

Ben Affleck

Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

People spending hours typing nothing but cus words? Who does that?

What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

Why is Macaroni Boy so Cool Because He's not

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

I got a joke for ya. George W. Bush was our president. He is a joke, but no one is laughing.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the first monkey? why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? peer pressure.

Choir.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

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