- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come bob felt 'under pressure'? because somebody dropped a dumpster on him

A priest a rabbi and a minister are all standing at the gates of heaven. Us mortal beings can only conjecture what might've have taken place.

Roses are red Violets are blue Wrong. Violets should be purple.

what starts with P and ends with u-b-e-s? Paul, can you brang me some priangles and the rest of my Rubik's cubes?

How do you kill a blonde woman? Shoot her in the head

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

Why was the Black person afraid of the chainsaw? Be cause it goes run nigga nigga run nigga nigga run

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

Women's Rights.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

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