- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An asian is doing math hw then his dad drives through the door

What is Osama Bin Laden's favourite colour? Doesn't matter. He's dead.

why did the little girl drown? because she was left unsupervized and had never properly learned to swim. she also had no arms and cancer.

Why was the girl called stupid? She is mentally retarded...

Knock knock ... Guess they aren't home.

What's the worst part about eating a vegetable? Putting her back in the wheel chair.

An Irish guy, a black guy, and an Asian guy walk into a bar. They all caught the plague and died.

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? The one from the farm across the street. Can Randy come play outside?

Kid: My dad's brother has gone at it with a lot of women. Friend(sarcastically): Geez that's great! When was he born? Kid: '69

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

What has two legs, but can't walk? Half a dog.

What did the man say when he had sex for the first time "So how come I'm the one with the vagina"?

How does Hitler tie his shoes? With little Nazis.

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

There's a black guy in a mansion. What's he doing there? He owns it.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because lately the posts on "anti-joke.com" have not been anti-jokes. Not even a little.

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