Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

A man walks into his house to see his TV is moving. He notices a black man who starts running when he enters. He then calls the police and gives a description of the man. The robber gets placed under arrest.

Why are Germans good at soccer The Holocaust.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Trouble with the trolley, eh? No

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. That is highly improbable, due to the fact he is in a wheelchair.

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What's black and has a beary taste? A black bear.

why did your mom leave your dad because he was a drunk :l

Knock Knock ? Whose's there ? The person you should be opening the door for The person you should be opening the door for who? Oh my god Frank open the goddamn door

Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

a man and a boy walk into a dark scary wood. "gosh I'm spooked" exclaimed the boy. "you think you've got it bad?" said the man "I'm walking out of here alone"

angelosnyder is not gay

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

What do a snake and a bird have in common... They both fly, except the snake

I have an erection My mom!

Billy: Why do pirates say rrrrr? Mark: I don't know, I'm not a pirate.

A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

whats yellow and blue and green all over? the color green

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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