- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

Why couldn't Sally ride a bike? She was disabled

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

Dusters blow stuff.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

your a vagina says you, your a booby

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

why are balck people black because they are

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. On of them was moderately amusing and took home the modest prize.

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

i am blue you are red ive got a face look at it look at it i say

Knock knock. Who's there? Ahmadinejad. Well then get the **** away from my door!

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

why did the f a g perform fellatio? because he was a sick c unt

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