Roses are Gray. Violets are Gray. I am a Dog.

What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Women's Rights.

roses are red violets are blue i'm allergic to pollen achoo

WWII veteran screamed! "You d@mn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

why did the skeleton cross the road ? because it wanted too. lolz

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out of the chambers...

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

im gey

Stop procrastinating.

A couple is playing chess. The man then chokes his wife to death, throws her body in a woodchopper, and eats her like cereal- Frost

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What do bicycles and platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house Knock knock Who's there? The chicken

What has 4 legs and cant walk? A paralyzed dog

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Why was the Jewish holocaust bad? Because it's joke always end up on anti-jokes and millions of Jewish people where murdered in it.

have you seen Stevie wonders car? No Neither has he

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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