Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

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The truth is he loves her!!

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The Holocaust? What's worse than finding a worm in your apple.

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(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

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What did one cat say to the other cat? --------- Meow --------- What's pink and fluffy? --------- Pink fluff --------- What's green and yellow? --------- Grass. I lied about the yellow part.

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what is big, white, and can't climb a tree? a fridge

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A: When was rhe last time you touched yourself? B: A few seconds ago when I had an itch on my arm

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Why doesn't Santa Claus like cantaloupe? Because he doesn't exist. You have to exist to like cantaloupe.

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Why did you fall? Because of my buttcrack.

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Whats black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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There once was a man from Kentuckit, who like to dissapear with his dog and clean up the shit using a plastic bag and put it in the allocated public bin.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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Ey hornboy give es a SCAB

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i fell like im going to reverse john becase i ate a bikle penis jackson

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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What do you call a mexican who steals toasters? A mexican toaster thief.

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a sloth? Everything. The blonde is a human being and humans are way different than sloths.

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How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

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What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it died. Q: Why did the dog fall out of the tree? A: Because it was tied to the monkey.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

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life is a barrel of tomatoes...unless you paint them blue.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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