- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What do gay cows eat? Grass.

My period is red, Your sauce is white, now pull down your pants and let me do my workout.

What do you call a black guy riding a unicycle? A black guy riding a unicycle.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

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What's faster than a black man carrying your TV? The law enforcement that promptly catches him and is about to charges him with theft regardless of his ethnicity because stealing someone else's property is just generally an unlawful thing to do.

Q: Whats the difference between a baby and a tire swing? A: I don't have a tire swing hanging in my backyard.

I'm Stephen Hawking, and I'm a PC. I can't walk or talk, and I'm a Stephen Hawkings

What about all the bullshit comments? The spamming?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

What has three legs, 6 notches, 8 wheels, is beige, has cancer, and is severely burnt? I don't know.

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Roses are red grass is green get on th bed and I'll fill you wilpth my cream ;)

What do you call a dolphin mixed with a cheetah? I have no idea I was hoping you knew.

Why is it bad to smoke in a public place? Because secondhand smoke may cause lung cancer.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What's short, green, and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? A: Because he got hit by a bus.

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to your house... knock knock who's there the chicken

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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