carn ehney bodie hellp mie with mine smellings?

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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A squirrel and an owl are sitting in a tree. The squirrel turns to the owl and says nothing, because it is a squirrel and squirrels can't talk. The owl turns to the squirrel and eats it, because it is a bird of prey.

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Q. What's green, has wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was struck by a car and killed instantly by the impact.

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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink. The bartender then looks down and realizes that the pirate has a steering wheel on his penis. "Sir, are you aware that you have a steering wheel on your penis?" the bartender asks. "Arrrrrrr! It's driving me crazy! I just woke up one day and it was there!" The pirate replied. "Well you should probably get that checked out soon, it looks like it could be very harmful to your health and slightly uncomfortable. Not to mention your penis is out in the open." "You are right, what was I thinking?" The pirate agreed. He proceeded to get his friend to drive him to a hospital, for drinking and driving is not safe, and steering wheels on penises are not healthy.

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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A: One is a person, one is a food.

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what happened to the baseball player who couldnt throw? he was very unsuccessful, as throwing is the most important skill of the game

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-how many potatoes are in a sack -5

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"I see," said the deaf man, to the blind man, who had no ears.

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I was strolling along the countryside and saw 2 niiggers peacefully hanging from a tree

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what do you call a toddler with a gun? uninteresting

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because Acl tear stepped on a spit.

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What did the dinosaur and John Wayne say to the Easter Bunny? Nothing, they're both dead and the Easter Bunny isn't real.

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Last Christmas, I gave you my heart, but the very next day, your body rejected the transplant and you died.

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KENNAH CAMPIONS LAUGH

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- Why Justin Bieber can't login to Facebook? - Because he forgot the password.

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Why did the black man die? Kidney Failure.

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Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

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What did the chicken say to the black guy? Nothing, humans and chickens can not communicate.

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Your dad is so abusive that he hurts you when he losses his temper

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Im cute hehehee

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I never knew I was dyslexic. Then one day I showed up to a toga party dressed as a goat.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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