Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says "You have to stop masturbating." The man says "What, why?!" The doctor says "So I can examine you."

Your mom is so fat, she had liposuction.

What's the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck; the other regrets having you as a child.

How did the stuntman die? He was gored by a buffalo on a trip to Yellowstone.

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. The barman says "What is this? A joke?" They then proceed to rape the barman.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Knock Knock *opens the door*

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

whats worse than failing your maths test? getting aids

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

homosexuals are gay

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

Dance is a sport

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

John, Where are you John: Here! Where's here? John: nevermind

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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