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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

God made rivers God made lakes God made you We all make misstakes

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

BIG PENIS

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? Being eaten by a giant octopus. What's worse than being eaten by a giant octopus? 3 Bee Stings!

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

When life throws you knives, you're probably dead

A dog walks into a bar. the owner of the bar didn't allow animal in his bar and he helped the dog outside again

Knock Knock? whos there? The man at the door then finds himself thinking what his last name is as he lately got amnesia

Two scientists walk into a bar, the pair walk up to the counter and the first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have some H2O too." 10 minutes later, the second scientist dies.

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

There are 2 carrots sitting in a basket. One carrot says to the other; I'm a carrot! The other carrot does not reply, because carrots do not speak. Now consider the possibility, that the first carrot was a talking monkey.

Q: Why didn't the man give money to the homeless person on the sidewalk? A: Because he thought that he was faking it. Two days later the homeless person died in an alleyway from starvation. Nobody was there to witness it, and the body was never found.

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Roses are red. Violets are purple

Whats worse than bieber fever? A yeast infection.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

YES! EXACTLY!

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

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