- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one teacher say to the other teacher? We're both under-payed.

Why do elephants have such big ears? So they can hear really well.

What do you call a room full of jewish women with yeast infections? The waiting room of a gynecologists office, potentially in some sort of Jewish district

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? someone threw a fridge at him

What do u call a muslim A infection to America

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? However many needed.

What did lil' Suzy do when she got home from school? She was violently mutilated by a bear then continually but raped by a man she met on the Internet. Needless to say, she had a great time. -Harrison

Where did the AIDS victim go on vacation? To the hospital.

your mom is so fat that she had to start going to a gym to exercise and get her weight under control.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

You'er moma is so stupied that she climbed over the glass window to see what on the other side

Q. Where's your nan???? A. In my closet

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

Why is this the best day of 10 year old Johnny's life? His parents were killed in 9/11, and Osama Bin Laden has been found and killed. What, Too soon?

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

Why couldn't the black baby swim? Babies do not posses the muscular capacity nor technique to enable them to properly swim.

What did the blind boy get for one of his Christmas present? A cinema ticket.

Q: How do you scream at a purple? A: Black people

An American, an Indian and an African walked into a bar. They had a memorable time together.

did you stub your toe?

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