- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the German Constitutional Court issue Decision 2 BvR 1390/12 on September 12, 2012? Because they wanted to refuse the request for a temporary injunction in regards to the European Stability Mechanism!

What happens if you fell off a 600 foot cliff? You die.

Whats the difference between a lemon and an ant? They're both yellow except for the lemon.

What did Batman say to Robin after they got on the bus? We should have taken the batmobile.

Life is like a box of chocolates. Except it's not usually a rectangular or love heart shaped... nor does it contain small expensive assorted candy... life may not also contain nuts... or be devoured by our fellow human... Life is not like a box of chocolates

Why did a car full of African-American men pull up to a lonely, caucasian man walking on the sidewalk at 12 p.m. in Harlem? To ask for directions.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

What do you call a fat kid with no arms and an eye-patch? Names.

What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

Q: Whats black white and red all over? A: A dead penguin

Two girls were taken away mysteriously in the night. The next day, no one cared because they were orphans.

What is Soulja Boy's favorite letter? I don't know. You go ask him.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Fish.

What do you get when you cross a cat and a dog? A dead cat.

What did the Asian store clerk say to the midget? yay penis

Why did the creeper not go home? Because his parents blew up. (As told by a 7 year old.)

Q: What is the leading cause of pedophilia? A: Sexy children.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

Why does Bugs Bunny have big ears? Because he's a rabbit

I met a fat girl and fucked her on an elevator. . . It was wrong on so many levels.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

What do you get when you cross a dead monkey, a chair fitted with wheels for use as a means of transport by a person, Isaac Newton & the creator of the website? Stephen Hawking.

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