- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What's the difference between a bench and a Mexican? A. A bench is an inanimate object used for sitting on while a Mexican is a human being.

what's the black mans shirt made out of? cotton

What do you call black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist bastard

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I don't find blind jokes funny. Honestly, I just can't see the humor in them.

Prince of bell air with Keanu Reeves: SMIIIIIIIIIIITH! DID YOU DESTROY MY COUCH? Neo: ... WELL DID YOU BOTHER CARLTON DOING HIS STUFF? Neo... Will you shut up then? ... Intro: This, is my story, read the text, thank you.

Why can Michael Jackson no longer moonwalk? because he's dead.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? An Irishman with a metal bar (like a pole)

roses are red violets are blue. they both smell like flowers

A rabbai , a mexican , and a ginger are In a car going over a cliff. Which one dies? Who cares?

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

What would you call a two-foot Irishman named Max? Max.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sky diving? I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbable circumstance.

Yes, I'll have the cordon bleu, see voo play.

YES! EXACTLY!

Why was the black man so good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

Whats red and bad for your teeth? Bricks

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

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why is the black guy cross the rode. he did not' he got in a truck. i know it does not make s...

A blond, a brunette, and an Asian take a test. They all get exceptional grades and pass college.

Why are there so many anti-jokes about refrigerators? Because the writer of the joke was pressured by terrorists that would kill him if he didn't write about refrigerators.

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