why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

A Japanese man, a Canadian man and a French woman walk into a bar. They do not converse because they don't speak the same language.

What do you say to a hamster? 42 and weasels

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

baskets

Jane asked her husband why he was crying, he replied "Because i have extremely agressive cancer" hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....Cancer

Whats worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm? Getting raped by a giant monkey

So 2 black guys walk into a bar and the bartender looks around and say "what will you fine gentlemen have?" and they order and payed their tab and could not have been more courteous, amirite?

What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

Yo mama so fat, i rolled over twice and i still on that bitch.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

pee

Why did the boy fall over? Because he broke his leg. Why did the second boy fall over? Because he was having a seizure.

What happened to the boy who tried to cross the road? He got hit by a semi-truck and died.

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

Roses are red , Violets Are Blue , i Dont Like rhyming , TITTIES !!

Knock Knock ! Who's there? Jim. Oh come in.

A Mexican walked into a bar. He never came back out.

I am very humble.

Some people like melon and others like soup.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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