- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I really don't like Holocaust jokes. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off of a guard tower.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall Humpty Dumbty took a great fall Because he was terribly intoxicated And failed to probably balance himself.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

QUIT PUSHING DAD GUMMIT!!!

What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

Why did the chicken cross the road. Because the grocery store only sold pork

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

What did the Mexican overdose on to die. Nothing, he died of old age

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

KARMA KARMA KARMA KARMA CHAMELEON

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

whats black, then white, then dead all over? Michael jackson

What do Muslims and Jews have in common? Shared humanity.

A horse walks into a bar gets shot then carried away in a helicopter

What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Q:Whats evil ,not funny and on wheels A:The Holocost on wheels

What happens when a black person brakes his neck? He gets a neck brace just like anyone else.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

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