- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

What do you call a dog riding a bicycle? An talented dog.

Johnny: One day dad i will be tall like you! (Later that day johnny was found dead in a garbage bag)

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

What really killed Adolf Hitler? The gas bill

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Q: Why are asians good at math? A: Because they study with their tutor every tuesday

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What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why didn't the busy San Francisco business man hear his alarm clock ring this morning? A nuclear bomb blast occurred 700 meters from his front door. The estimated blast radius was approximately 100 square miles. Naturally, his alarm clock didn't make it.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Q: what did the suicide bomber say after the attack? A:

Why don't I understand myself? Because I am an anti-joke and lack a self-aware existence.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

A blonde walks into an electrics shop and asks to buy a television set. The shop-owner explains that she is signalling a microwave and is concerned for her mental wellbeing.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

Why did the plane to New York not land? It was redirected to Boston because of inclement weather.

What do you call an asian pilot? A pilot you racist bastard

Steven Hawking walks into a bar

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

Roses are red Violets are blue This is an antijoke It doesn't have to rhyme.

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