- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What's the difference between a cat and a banana? One is a cat, the other is a banana.

An African-American man calls KFC. An employee answers. "Thank you for calling KFC." The man replies, "I'm sorry, I must have dialed the wrong number."

"Knock knock!" "Who's there?" "Interrupting Owl." "Interrupting Owl who?"

A lobster walks up to an octopus. What does he say? Nothing. Lobsters cannot talk.

It got hit by a rocket.

Whats green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A Pool Table. Use your imagination.

Whats the difference between a phone and a mexican? You can't dial a mexican.

There are three muffins sitting in an oven. The first one says nothing. The second one also says nothing. They're just muffins and muffins can't talk.

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Did you hear the one about the koala bear that fell out of the tree? Yeah it died.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

an autistic child eats its family's dogs poop and dies

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Woman's Rights

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper painted red.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

What did the blonde do when she reached the traffic lights? She stopped, as the lights were red.

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

A black man and his mexican friend walk into a bar. The black man orders a drink and the mexican gets soda. He is the designated driver

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

How long is a china man?

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

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