- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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I was watching this movie..... its over now.

Dusters blow stuff.

Q. Whats black and rhymes with Snoop? A. Dr Dre

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

What do you call a three-legged cheetah? Crippled.

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he had no hands

why are balck people black because they are

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Do you know how to forget? No. Me either, I forgot.

A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

Somebody stole my goat, now I can't enter it in the fair

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

What's worse than a black guy? Two black guys....and a dead white man.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What would Micheal Jackson do if he were alive today? THRILLER! THRILLER! THRILLERS NIGHT!

your a vagina says you, your a booby

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

Why did George Bush blow up the Twin Towers on 9/11? 9/12 was his girlfriends birthday.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call a puppy with one eye, one ear, and one leg? An ugly mother f*cker.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

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