Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

What's the difference between a paper towel and a crab cake? Ones a paper towel and ones a crab cake

What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

why did jenny get 22 turnovers in a basketball game? because jenny has down syndrome

Why do blind people laugh at this joke? Because they can't read it and everyone else is laughing.

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What's red,little and its in the corner??? --- Strawberry in the corner

Why is Jordan Abu Arabian ? Because his mom is!

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Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... *walks away*

Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

Womans baksetball...

Why was Diana crying? Because she was penetrated.

What happened when the chicken got to the other side of the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

whats worse then a truck full of babies? if it went off a cliff into a canyon full of knives.

Adeeeellllleeeee where are my shorts

what came first the chicken or the chips

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

Yo mama so fat, her wand is a Slim Jim

A man walked into a bar Ouch!

Wh do you call a Zeebra without black and white stripes? A horse

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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