Why does no one like fat people? Because of Jesse Ziegenbein

The day the forces of light fight the forces of darkness, we will all live in darkness no matter who wins. Pure darkness will not allow you to see. Pure light will blind you.

A black man sees a watch that he want. He then purchases it with his hard earned money.

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Q: Why did the black man have a gun? A: We was recently indicted for insider trading and preferred suicide to a long prison sentence.

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall? Nothing, he was a fish.

George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was persecuted for his faith.

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Two people are sitting on a 10th story window sill. They both fall off and die.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

A blind man walks into a bar----b wire

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Why do all black people have AIDS? Because they deserve it.

Laura Pratz... not having a strong urge to tweet everything that happens in her life.

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

What do you call four black people in a car? A family road trip.

What is the difference between a black man and a Chevrolet? They didn't sell Chevrolets in the 1800s.

why did the chicken cross the road who's there and the man died of cancer congradulations! your preganant

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

why did the clown fall of the swing? he got shot in the head

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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