What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

When does a cat not land on its feet? When it lands on its back.

Why did the man drive into the river? He was sleep deprived from working overtime.

knock knock who's there? Orange Oranges cant talk, so seriously, who's there Your mother Ha ha real funny -mother opens door with her key-

what's a fish with no eyes and out of water? its just a fish

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What goes 100 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

Can everyone please stop posting shit about my girlfriend because it seriously isnt cool.

Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

why did the plane crash the pilot was a loaf of bread

I walked up to the door and I asked the door how r u door, and he said, I'm a door!

Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What did Osama Bin-Laden say on 9/11? JENGA!!!!

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

Dear Diary, I am down to my last drops of water, I'm going to die soon. Wait, a man is offering me some water! Theres still hope, wait he said sike and ran off. I'm going to die alone.

There are 10 fish, 5 of them drown, how many are left? 10, fish can't drown

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems make sense. 5

What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

I'm funnY!!! Haha pënis

A: Do you like it B: No

Why did the woman cross the road? Trick question, she didn't because she was in the kitchen.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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