Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

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Always do, always will, I have overcome far worse, doctor told my mother when I was born (without a heartbeat) that I was dead, and if they somehow managed to get me breathing again (heart beating etc) I would have suffered so much brain damage that I would not have a concious mind, in other words I would never have been able to learn anything, not to speak nor to type... ...Gotta say I pretty much fucking disagree with the "good" old doctor, and for the record, my heart is as healthy as... Healthy can be I am ambidextrous, but because of this eyedrum mutant thing of mine, I cant tell left from right, because well, to my radar senses both are left and right. Sorry if I am not making much sense here, just bleed a bit out of my nose, had it been from my ears, things could have gotten ugly, but no, its all good.

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Person 1:why did the person fart Person 2: wh.... Person 1:shut up I'm not interested any more! Btw person 2 got interrupted

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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How many black men can you fit into a mini? Five One in the drivers seat. One in the passenger seat. And three in the back seats. Anymore would be both dangerous and impractical due to the small interior volume of the car, and it would also put a significant strain on the cars limited engine power. Especially when tackling a steep incline.

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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Why did Helen Kellers dog run away? It didn't. She did not own a dog.

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A man once had a monkey, and it made him very happy. then one day, his monkey ran away. So the man was very sad and screamed, "I knew i should have broken the monkey's legs!!"

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What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Why did Bob the Builder die? He had cancer.

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Your momma so stupid, she dropped out of school at a young age of 12.

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Who has no penis Religious Believers

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Knock Knock Who's there? no one, you've got Psycosis

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What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

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A white, black, jewish, and hispanic person apply for a job as an accountant who gets the job? One of them.

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why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get me ball back.

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You can go out to eat without posting it on Facebook.

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"knock knock?" ITS 2012 WE HAVE DOOR BELLS!!!

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What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

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The queen having a shit

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What's the difference between an eight year old girl and a Jew? Only one comes back from camp.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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