Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 had a gun.

What did Thisara say? You cant see me bich

What do you call a black man eating fried chicken? A black man eating fried chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

" Whats the deal with airline food? " -Sharon

arena football

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of Elephants coming over the hill? Oh look, a herd of Elephants coming over the hill.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

why did the woman get electricuted? because there was an electric fence around the kitchen.

* Why is this dog barking? * Because he's a dog, if he were a cat it would meow.

I am Asian, I've seen the color blue, but God made a mistake, Asians are taller than you.

The trick to making a good anti joke is having anticlimactic ending.

Why dont black people go on cruise ships Theyre not falling for that one again

If you have me you want to share me, if you share me you no longer have me. What am I? (a secrect)

why is coltin alexander such a duche? because no one loves him

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

What do you call a boomerang that wont come back? Broken.

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

Two women are sitting on a park bench, minding their own business, saying nothing.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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