- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What does the ice cream man say to the kids? Hey kids want some ice cream?

what's the difference between a duck? You can't wash a window with a brick.

What did the P.E. coach say to the fat kid? you need to exercise

What do you call a man who's eating thirty big macs ? Hungry.

Why did the Teacher cry? Because he was sad.

ive got nothing funny to say, so this is what its like to be a woman

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Yes, it's actually very nice.

what did the black guy say to the white guy im black

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate you, Die.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

this is madness! Madness? no, nevah... THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!! NO, THIS IS PATRICK!!!

Knock Knock Whos there? Me. I am a psycopathic heroin addict, and i came to your house to violently rape you and kill your whole family. I dont have a family. Oh.

What rhymes with ten? Rape..... What rhymes with boat? Float.....

What's black and white and read all over? Corn, I lied about everything.

Just admit it. one time in ur life u pretended that the floor was lava and the only way to survive was on the couch.

Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

Why did one sausage become scared of the other sausage? The first Sausage said " Hello " and the second Sausage said " OMG a talking sausage!!!" ...Jk sausages dont talk.

Why did Betty fall out of the tree? Because she was dead! ????

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

did you hear the joke about the lobster and the clownfish? no.. oh.

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