- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

I once saw a fat child eating a sandwich. I wondered what was inside.

Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

What is the difference between a mallard with a cold and you? One is a sick duck I forget how this ends, but your mother is a whore.

Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

Why cant women drive? Actually, they can

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

What do vampires cross the sea in?

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Why did the white man cross the road? To pay his taxes.

Can you guess what one black child got while passing through an all-white neighborhood in the middle of the night? Home safely.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

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