- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Get on the boat.

yo mama is so fat that wii fit puts her in the overweight category

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

What is a gremlin's favorite snack? Gremlins aren't real.

My real life is like my iPad I don't have an iPad.

Q. what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? A. nothing you done told her twice already

How many Chinese people does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why was the black man in Jail? He works there as a correctional officer.

Today is March 22.

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Not yours.

Why did the boy fail his test? Because he got shot before he could even study.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Teacher: which vegetable makes your eyes water? Student: Any vegetable. Teacher: How? Student: Just rub any vegetable in your eyes and see what happens.

Why did the woman cross the road? To welcome the new neighbors.

Why did the pineapple cry? It didn't, because it's a pineapple.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

Here is the worst joke ever. ..... Dislike this and you are awesome!! P.S. I'm serious. I want to make a joke with the MOST DISLIKES ever! Don't think this is reverse psychology. I don't do that shi*t.

what happened to the cripple after he got in a wheel chair? cancer of the eye

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

How many Caucasian American males does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

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