Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

book 'em danno

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

What do you call a dear with no eyes? A victim of animal cruelty.

My mom says to me are you gay and i say are you gay (What did i just do)

Women's rights...

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

Q)what do you call a homless a man ?? A) dunno ask him what his name it (LOL RANDOMZZZ)

25

What do you call a Serbian-Australian man with no arms, no legs, and two feet. Nick Vujicic

a boy liked a girl. too bad she didn't like him.

What is the diffrence between a jew and a mexican One is a religous practice and the other is a racial diversity

Praise Paisley

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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