Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

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What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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What is spiky and opens up wide? The Mouth…what were you thinking you perv?

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? The person who made that "joke" down there has no life ?

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101 ways to annoy people 1.) lying about having a 101 ways to annoy people

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

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What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

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Golgo12 here, I can see how some people consider you insane Nero, glad to know point zero is the starting ground of your elysum, that should show them how a modern society should be like. You got six years left to live? That sucks man sorry to hear that. Ur real name is Nero? Axel Knight sounds so much more... You.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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How you know when dislextic

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Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

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this site is an antijoke

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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okay so one time my dog was eating an octopus tail and i was all like...Bro! octopus are our friends dont eat them! then he was all like okay...so later i saw my goldfish eating a blue kangaroo and i was all like bro blue kangaroos are our friends dont eat them and she was all like okay.. so then i saw my sandwich eating itself and i was like bro...let me eat you instead! and it was like okay. then i saw a bear eating you so i was like bro....thats all i said before it ate both of us :( and thats the story of why i have 6 toes on my left buttcheek

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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A black man goes to his dentist appointment and the doctor asks, have you brushed your teeth today laderius? the black man replies: Yes, but my name is not laderius

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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