- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

A man buys a prius

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

A white man walks into a bar. He orders an alcoholic beverage, and thinks to himself, " that made me feel a lot better. He drives home in his Cadillac and takes a nice sleep until 7am, when he is supposed to work. He is an architect.

why did the guy throw his clock out the window? because he wanted to see a clock fall out the window

The tall man says; How's theweather downn there? he's talking to smurf

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

What did the elderly lady say to the man? You still have not repaid my services

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

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