- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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-knock knock -i'm not at home, go away!

What do you get when John pulls your toe off the waterfall and takes three from an caramel? -6 to the power of golf.

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whats wooden and hard a wooden floor

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

Women's Rights

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why was the boy crying? Because he had previously driven over innocent civilians who were all constipated and had now caused a mild to extremely large shitstorm.

What has 4 eyes and cant see? Mississippi

Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

Yo momma so fat, she's in the hospital dying of morbid obesity. Sorry man.

What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer left the gate open, letting all his livestock escape, and crushing his prospects of trying to keep his family fed.

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

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